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By Paul Richardson zipcode36862@yahoo.com

I have often expressed my displeasure with our government’s excessive, liberal, “free money hand out” policies. I cannot understand how, or why, our elected officials think they can buy friendship and loyalty from third world nations with unlimited good old American greenbacks.

It’s not just a little humanitarian aid, I’m talking about the constant flow of millions and billions of dollars to our so called “friends” who really could care less about our well being.

I have said before, and I will stick by my belief, the only real, true blue friends we have is Great Britain, Australia, and Canada. These are the ONLY ones who would come to our aid no questions asked.

I would like to think we would also respond to their immediate needs if the situation was reversed.

Canada recently pulled off a coop if ever there was one. It happened on July 4st. (I guess they were jealous of our July 4th celebrations and also wanted to party.)

As you may already know, it is a mortal sin for a Muslim man to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, according to Islam tradition, he must commit hairy-carry.

Even girlie magazines are a strict no-no in Muslim men.
So on this past July 4th at 1:00 pm Eastern Time, all Canadian women” were encouraged to walk out of theirhouse completely naked, and to parade around the block and thru the streets for one hour, to put the mark of death on any and all neighborhood Muslins. (Do they know how to celebrate or what!)
All patriotic men positioned themselves in lawn chairs in front of their housesto demonstrate their support for the women, and to prove that they are notMuslim sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of brew at each person’s side is further proof of Canadian patriotism.

This story came straight out of the national headlines, so it is not made up.
I’m only sorry that I cannot report how effective the event was, or if any potential radicals followed the tradition of the required punishment, but on the surface, it sounds like a winning idea to me. I can only hope that not only will it become an annual Canadian event, but will also spread to other borders, especially ours.

So all red, white, and blue blooded patriots and Canadian sympathizers, don’t forget to mark your calendar next year.

Some government officials and all Canadian breweries were quick to voice their appreciation for efforts to root out terrorists in such an unusual and uncharacteristic manner.

If I should happen to drop out of sight next July 4th, fear not. More than likely I am temporarily north of the border for a few days. Don’t hold my place at the picnic table.

All I can add is “God Bless Canada! Let’s hope we are always friends!”
(All opinions are the Author’s and may not be shared by this publication.)